The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all memek night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) bokep to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or crot sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women bokeh know and porn all men dread – the bokeh memek louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, bokep and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a bokep woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The memek Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. memek It porn was generally on an occasional basis, memek bokeh they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner memek feel porn happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They bokep declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, porn and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance crot the orgasm porn is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m crot enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason bokeh to screech porn like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said bokep in 2014 after neighbours complained that memek her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far crot as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot crot only if you want to attract porn a certain kind of attention.

porn In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate porn cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re memek not, porn then men should memek take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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