The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I bokep was bokeh kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly bokep that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her bokeh eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or porn sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn bokep there’s sex as memek performance art, porn and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d bokeh explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, porn and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was porn like saying: bokeh ‘I’m bokeh enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As bokep a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest bokep primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile crot and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand bokep crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

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