The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory crot of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist bokeh the next morning, bokeh she rolled crot her eyes and memek declared the woman an crot ‘actrice’, bokep or crot sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study porn from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women bokep know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in porn terms crot of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, porn and bokeh sex as bokeh porn genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for porn a fragile male bokeh ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It bokep was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokeh so bokeh they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was crot the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, memek and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the crot finishing line, porn memek so to crot speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is bokeh being faked (Stock Image

porn It memek was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained crot that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As crot far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing. bokeh

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were bokeh noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate porn cousins – was porn to alert nearby males that they crot were bokep fertile bokep and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men memek should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be crot the quietest.

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