The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake bokep all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if porn I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next crot morning, crot she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or crot sex worker.

Now, memek according to this memek new study from the ever-liberal bokep Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms crot what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder porn the cry of ecstasy, memek the crot greater the chance the orgasm is being porn faked. bokep In other words, bokeh you crot can’t bokeh bokeh measure passion in bokep terms of bokeh decibels: crot there’s sex crot as performance art, bokeh and memek sex memek as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman memek is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The porn Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their bokeh energy for crot other porn tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the crot University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, porn and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to memek encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to memek speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of crot ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being bokep faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can porn you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound memek familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena bokeh is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out crot their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you crot should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain porn kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher porn Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex porn – based on observation of bokeh our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile crot and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.


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