The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted bokep by the memory of a porn memek stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake porn all night porn by bokeh a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the crot ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – bokeh the louder the cry bokeh of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the bokep orgasm bokeh is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms porn of decibels: bokep there’s bokep sex as performance art, porn and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts crot her partner and bokep is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, porn she’s far memek more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek memek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In memek bokeh my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. memek It was bokep generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner porn feel happy, memek bokeh while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, bokeh and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their porn partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the memek chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was memek like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is bokeh if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her porn sexual yowling drowned out their bokep TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only porn if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In bokeh their book, memek Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate crot cousins bokeh – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile bokep and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can porn understand porn the porn need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.

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