The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in bokep a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the bokeh ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or porn sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It bokep confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other porn words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokeh a bokeh fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan memek than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. porn It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, porn and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study crot confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like porn saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

bokep As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her memek sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what bokeh you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of crot attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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